Sunday entertainment

From dearblankpleaseblank

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare.

Dear dinosaurs,
I'm sorry I crashed your party.
Sincerely, Meteor.

Dear Yahoo!,
It's so cute how you keep trying...
Sincerely, Google.

Dear MC Hammer,
I can touch you.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris.